Housewarming Party in the Hood

On Saturday I had a Housewarming party to celebrate my new house. Bell Avenue was quiet all day until my first guests came they all hell broke loose. My first guests were folks from my church. They informed me some man from across the street ODed. Of course I run on Hood Time so I wasn't quite ready despite cooking and cleaning all day. My kitchen table collapsed and the hot grease from the fried chicken spilled all over the floor. My pastor cleaned it up for me. We looked out of my kitchen window and saw several police cars. My very ghetto and racially mixed family showed up next so everyone in the house was white, black, and Hispanic. The police standoff and DEA raid across the street lasted for the entire time of my party which ended at 9 PM. The people who live in the hood are used to this type of thing happening. I had a good time despite the tiny disaster with my table and the police raid outside my door